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Cain: "AND NINE HOLY SPIRITS!"

Cain: "AND NINE HOLY SPIRITS!"

Letter to the DFP editor

Wednesday’s “Bearing the cross” editorial was reactionary, unlettered, and demagogic--but it also began with a clear-cut chunk of plagiarism. Comparing the first three paragraphs of said article with a New York Times article entitled “Justices Decline Case On Highway Crosses” from Monday, it is woefully obvious that the author lifted the first three paragraphs of background information and applied a shameless touch of light editing. Clearly he imagines his audience dull and credulous.

Immediately following the third paragraph, the author states that it was a positive ruling to let the crosses stay firmly planted on government property. This betrays a baffling, willful ignorance. Had he read the rest of the NYT article, he’d have learned that the polar opposite occurred in reality. The Supreme Court denied an appeal to review a 10th Circuit of Appeals Court case, which had concluded earlier that the crosses on Utah state highways “have the impermissible effect of conveying to the reasonable observer the message that the state prefers or otherwise endorses a certain religion,” and ordered the crosses moved. The now-defeated appeal was sponsored by the Alliance Defense Fund, a Christian organization founded by Bill Bright and James Dobson--two execrable proponents of bigotry and theocracy. The ADF most recently garnered popular attention for litigating against the appeal to overturn Prop. 8 in California two years past. I wonder if they’re preparing a suit against Kim Kardashian for her recent garroting of the “sanctity of marriage.”

The author makes no attempt to understand or explain why American Atheists originally sued to have the crosses moved; not content to wallow in ignorance, he also eschewed what little reading is necessary to understand what our judicial system considers a religious symbol.  He argues that a cross is innocuous--a universal symbol of sacrifice, others say--yet I do not recognize it as such. I’ll have nothing to do with the doctrine of vicarious redemption, as I prefer total personal responsibility to scapegoating. But neither will the other sixty million American Jews, Muslims, Sikhs, atheists, Hindus, and secular humanists—or the Supreme Court—all of whom recognize the Latin cross as unambiguously Christian.

The distinctive reek of demagoguery becomes unbearable as the author accuses the original litigants of dragging the memorials of fallen state troopers through the mud for political gain. As AA president Dave Silverman said, “Erecting divisive religious icons that violate the very Constitution the fallen troopers had sworn to uphold is not the way to honor those troopers…” Protecting Jefferson’s wall is a thankless and oft-derided job, but it is necessary if we’re to retain the religious freedom we now enjoy. I daresay our author would object to a monstrous statue of the Code of Hammurabi on the Supreme Court Building lawn. Then again, this is of no import to someone who believes--as the author does--that it’s all “petty squabbling over the First Amendment.” Only a spoilt child, having never considered what rights the First Amendment ensures, could pen such drivel.

Rick

Christopher Hitchens and Stephen Fry in conversation

Two scintillating authors in a lighthearted conversation. The event is the brainchild of Intelligence Squared, who've put up a page for the talk here that explains how to watch it--would anyone chip in for $8 so we could watch it live together?

I can’t believe it’s not Bible!

You might have naively thought that Christianity, Judaism, and Islam were making mutually exclusive truth claims, but Globe columnist James Carroll is quite sure that "monotheism doesn't mean 'We're number one.'" It simply implies that "God is one not in the exclusiveness of counting, but in the inclusiveness of creating." Okay then--let's play "How far can we bend over backwards to excuse the actions of the faithful?"

Like so many of his fellow "I Can't Believe It's Not Bible" religious apologists who nurse at the withered teat of postmodernism, Carroll lets his obfuscatory rhetoric and esoteric readings of scripture get in the way of an honest appraisal of the situation. Robert Jeffress calling voters to reject candidates who don't believe in Jesus Christ--the Israeli zealots in Jaffa vandalizing Muslim and Christian cemeteries--the Islamic mob in Cairo killing two dozen Coptic Christians? They are only:

revealing what happens when embers of earthly conflict are fanned into flames by the heavenly justification of a twisted monotheism.

Wherefore the "twisted?" Call up Robert Jeffress, or the leader of the group that wrote "Death to Arabs" on Jaffa gravestones. What would that conversation be like, if Carroll told them their interpretation of the holy book was "twisted"? I can hazard a guess that they'd run scriptural circles around him, and Carroll would be none the wiser. Not realizing that you cannot separate the morally wicked from the morally positive in any of these Holy Books, writers like Carroll slog on, expounding on faith as a virtue.

Why are we still looking to these scriptures for advice when there exists a vast literature, composed in every language on Earth, that transmits tales of ethical struggles without any pretense of infallibility or questionably moral passages? It is no accident that religions haven’t sprung up around The Brothers Karamazov, To Kill A Mockingbird, or Huckleberry Finn. Who has read Twain and interpreted his novels as a case for slavery? I submit this not in jest, but to highlight a major discrepancy in the way "sacred scripture" is approached. Like every other bound stack of pages ever scribbled on, the Torah, New Testament, and Koran are nothing more than manmade additions to our body of literature. Their sole importance now lies in being a reference point for other pieces of art, and any writer who recommends these texts—whether as inerrant revelation or as “great moral teachings”--does a disservice to the moral compass of his fellow human beings.

Exhibit A, Carroll:

sibling rivalry can be the bitterest kind, and among these three [religions-Judaism, Christianity, and Islam] the competition has been exacerbated by a mistaken monotheism: For my God to be true, yours has to be false.

What scripture is Carroll reading? In the Old Testament, we have the first commandment: "You shall have no other gods before me." In the New Testament, we have Jesus firmly stating in John 17:3, "Now this is eternal life: that they know you, the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom you have sent." In the Koran: "Thee only do we worship (1:5); "Allah--there is no deity except Him," (2:255). You can make the case, as Carroll and David Wolpe have, that the “Hebrew intuition that ‘God is one’ pointed to a quality, not a quantity”--but you're not to smugly pin this conclusion to the rest of the religious peoples, who tell us daily that their God is not only the correct one but the certainly correct one. Doing so insults their sincerity and needlessly complicates the conversation.

Exhibit B, Carroll

To say, as the Book of Genesis does, that God is the creator of all that exists - not just of the tribe - means that all creatures are alike in participating in God’s life. That all humans - not just “us’’ - are in the image of God means every person counts as much as every other.

If this weren’t utterly meaningless, it would still qualify as unnecessary. How empowering to remember that we’re all just God’s little Sesame Street production studio, “participating” in His life! There exists a point at which humility is no longer educative or beneficial, and prostration before an improvable god lies far beyond that point. We don’t need to invoke any deities—only spend time with each other—to reach the self-evident, but apparently not-obvious conclusion that all of us share a common human dignity.

And yet, not content to whip up a storm of esoteric interpretations, Carroll reminds us all of our implicit membership to the cult of compulsory love:

Such is the scope of tolerance embedded in the oneness of God, alive in every person, that not even those who betray it are excluded.

In words reminiscent of Gandhi’s “pacifism at all costs,” a man’s betrayal of his fellow human beings thus must not be opposed at every moment, but simply suffered, until the wicked “feel the scope of the tolerance embedded in the oneness of God alive in them” and gladly renounce their ways. One wonders if someone told Stalin or Hussein of this wondrous fact. Tell it to the children of Tutsi and Hutu Catholics in Rwanda, whose shared Catholic faith did nothing to forestall the butchery. Tell it to those displaced by the Gaza settlers or massacred at Jasenovac. All victims of the faithful, whether in religious, ethnic, or political disposition.  If you denounce the Biblically inspired actions of Robert Jeffress by deferring a faith-based reading of the Bible, you admit that the text itself is useless, at best, for moral guidance.

UPCOMING EVENTS FOR OCTOBER AND NOVEMBER

INTERFAITH RECEPTION: Tuesday, 10/11 5:30pm in Howard Thurman Room @ Marsh Chapel: BU's Interfaith Council presents the inaugural Interfaith Reception. Their description: You will get a chance to meet other students and faculty, including Dean Hill, interested in the interfaith movement, and to find out more about the Interfaith Council, including our plans about:
- Interfaith Days of Service
- Weekly meetings meant to educate members about different religious traditions
- Conversations about issues relating to religion and faith in this day and age
And, of course, there will be (kosher, vegetarian, and halal) food and refreshments for all.

"Echoes from the Past: The Bible's UN-divinely Inspired Texts: Thursday, 10/13 6pm in SED 212: Member and grad student Nathan Ramsayer presents; it's all about the ancient Near-Eastern crossover of myth, narrative, law and wisdom literature into the Hebrew Bible. Nate will hang around until 7:30pm or so to answer questions.

Harvard Humanists' "Green Without God" Service Project: Saturday, 10/15 10am-2pm.

Diplomacy vs. Accomodationism by Greta Christina; Saturday, 10/22 2pm in SED 130: Atheist, feminist, humorist Greta Christina joins us for a workshop on religious-nonreligious dialogue; members from affiliated secular groups outside of BU will be in attendance and there will be potations and gustatory pleasures.

Original Sin: Can't Live With It, Can't Live Without It: Tuesday, 10/25 7pm in PHO 339: Richard Schoenig,
Prof. of Philosophy (San Antonio College), presents a talk based on
http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/richard_schoenig/original-sin.html. Underwritten by the Boston-based Disproof Atheism Society.

An Evening With Bill Baird: Tuesday, 11/8 TBD CAS 211; Bill Baird, a leader in the original fight to legalize birth control, stops by to tell his story. A great speaker and a greater man.

The Incompatibility of Science and Religion: Thursday, 11/10 7pm PHO 203; Dr. Victor Stenger: Science and religion are fundamentally incompatible because of their irreconcilable world-views. Science relies on sensory evidence and reason to learn about the world. Religion assumes that humans can access a world beyond the senses through revelations recorded in holy books and individual “spiritual” experiences. This talk will compare the contrasting views of science and religion on a range of topics from cosmology to complexity.

Tiroir A Films “Coming out in America” trailer

Tiroir A films (affiliation presently unknown to me) will be releasing a full-length documentary entitled Coming Out in America that surveys the experiences of American atheists, agnostics, and secular humanists upon their publicly asserting their self-made belief systems. The trailer can be found here and it's worth a watch, if only to see how our generational cohorts feel in only parts of the country. And Marshall has a very brief cameo, creepily taking a picture of a woman with Richard Dawkins.

via NYT: Why the Antichrist Matters in Politics

Prescient, thoughtful article yesterday in the Times.

Firstly, it's a well-done summary of the historical factors contributing to the current involvement of Evangelical Christianity in American politics. More importantly, it doesn't treat Evangelical apocalypse-harbingers as unspun crazies, but as a motivated, sincere group of people who may be right or wrong about what they believe (cf. Daniel Dennett, Breaking the Spell). Regardless of how many affronts to human dignity you accuse them of, they're not bothered, as they actually believe their actions to be just.

With the proliferation of Salon, Slate, and Thinkprogress posts taking hyperbolic pot shots at the religious right, it makes me giddy to see someone finally taking these movements seriously. Because if nothing else (and there's many other "elses,") failure to do so enforces their persecution complex and lends credence to their belief that their anti-gay-rights, anti-women's-rights, science-sodomizing initiatives are the collective David to the vague (yet somehow controlling and omnipotent) choo-choo train Goliath of progressive values.

First Meeting: 9/15 6:00pm @ SED 212

Drop by for our gala. We're gonna' go over some terminology so we're all on the same page and exchange stories of apostasy. Chips and iced tea shall be provided.

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