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Jesus: Well, can it fly?

Moses: Yup.

Jesus: …does it make nice sounds?

Moses: More or less.

Jesus: It’s a yes or no question. That’s the rule — yes or no.

Moses: Fine. No, I guess it’s doesn’t make that nice of sounds.

Jesus: Alright… is it good at algebra?

Moses: Incredibly.

Jesus: Would it know the words to “Dancing With Myself?”

Moses: By heart.

Jesus: Is it a quail?

Moses: SO CLOSE.

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