Jesus: Well, can it fly?
Jesus: …does it make nice sounds?
Moses: More or less.
Jesus: It’s a yes or no question. That’s the rule — yes or no.
Moses: Fine. No, I guess it’s doesn’t make that nice of sounds.
Jesus: Alright… is it good at algebra?
Jesus: Would it know the words to “Dancing With Myself?”
Moses: By heart.
Jesus: Is it a quail?
Moses: SO CLOSE.
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