{"id":3930,"date":"2021-03-14T22:32:17","date_gmt":"2021-03-15T02:32:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.bu.edu\/ellisrp\/?p=3930"},"modified":"2021-03-14T22:32:17","modified_gmt":"2021-03-15T02:32:17","slug":"buhealth-humor-final-entries-in-the-masked-dog-photo-caption-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.bu.edu\/ellisrp\/2021\/03\/buhealth-humor-final-entries-in-the-masked-dog-photo-caption-contest\/","title":{"rendered":"BUHealth humor: final entries in the masked dog photo caption contest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Final entries in the masked dog photo caption contest<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span>\u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.bu.edu\/ellisrp\/2021\/03\/buhealth-humor-final-entries-in-the-masked-dog-photo-caption-contest\/masked-sadie-20210314\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3936\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/ellisrp\/files\/2021\/03\/Masked-Sadie-20210314-300x274.jpg\" alt=\"Masked Sadie 20210314\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3936\" width=\"300\" height=\"274\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.bu.edu\/ellisrp\/files\/2021\/03\/Masked-Sadie-20210314-300x274.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogs.bu.edu\/ellisrp\/files\/2021\/03\/Masked-Sadie-20210314.jpg 410w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Waiting for the dog vaccine rollout.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wearing a mask is so easy even my dog can do it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSadie says: Even I wear a mask when not eating!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI hate it when I can\u2019t lick and my hair gets all frizzy!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow do you like my matching blue accessories?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt takes a smart dog to wear a mask!\u00a0 How smart does that make you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201dDon&#8217;t worry. I\u2019m all bark and no cough.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI miss Uncle Phil!!!!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI&#8217;ve had enough of being walked by the neighbors during lockdowns &#8230; now I deserve this seat!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf I should meet thee<br \/>\nAfter long quarantine<br \/>\nHow should I greet thee?<br \/>\nWith silence,<br \/>\nWith mask.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201cStop barking about your rights being violated! It\u2019s a mask, not a muzzle!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cStinks in here\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI really wasn\u2019t barking all that much.\u00a0 I wish I lived in Texas!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI hate it when I can&#8217;t lick my butt!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Thanks for all your great entries! Excellent new entries could be added to this posting.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Final entries in the masked dog photo caption contest \u201cWaiting for the dog vaccine rollout.\u201d &#8220;Wearing a mask is so easy even my dog can do it!&#8221; \u201cSadie says: Even I wear a mask when not eating!\u201d \u201cI hate it when I can\u2019t lick and my hair gets all frizzy!\u201d \u201cHow do you like my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.bu.edu\/ellisrp\/2021\/03\/buhealth-humor-final-entries-in-the-masked-dog-photo-caption-contest\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">BUHealth humor: final entries in the masked dog photo caption contest<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2755,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[185,7238,10942,10943,10945,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bu.edu\/ellisrp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3930"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bu.edu\/ellisrp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bu.edu\/ellisrp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bu.edu\/ellisrp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2755"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bu.edu\/ellisrp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3930"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bu.edu\/ellisrp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3930\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3938,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bu.edu\/ellisrp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3930\/revisions\/3938"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bu.edu\/ellisrp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bu.edu\/ellisrp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bu.edu\/ellisrp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}