Every once in a while, someone decides that it is advisable to spew their ignorant, asinine nonsense all over the internet in a perfect representation of the hideous, nauseated cave-dweller which they prove themselves to be.<\/p>\n
This is exactly what the hobgoblin who goes by the name of Matt Forney has accomplished.<\/p>\n
See if you can tell which statement regarding women comes from his personal blog, and which is a collection of factually inaccurate, inane ramblings crafted by yours-truly (spoiler: this will be more difficult than it looks):<\/p>\n
Option 1:<\/p>\n
Whenever a girl I\u2019m talking to brags about how she\u2019s \u201cconfident\u201d and \u201cstrong,\u201d\u00a0I can feel my dick deflating like a punctured tire. I\u2019d still bang her, of course; a repellent personality doesn\u2019t negate the fact that she has a slammin\u2019 body. But a crucial part of the attraction is lost. I\u2019d be less offended if she ripped a fart in my face.<\/em><\/p>\n
The idea that women should have self-esteem or\u00a0need\u00a0it, beyond a low baseline to ensure they don\u2019t commit suicide or become psycho stalkers, is one of the most disastrous social engineering experiments of the modern era. A woman with excessive confidence is like a man with a vagina. It\u2019s an attribute that is at best superfluous and at worst prevents women from fulfilling their natural biological and social functions.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Option 2:<\/p>\n
Whenever a girl I\u2019m talking to goes off about how she is an \u201cempowered\u201d woman cause she has a job and career, all I can think of is \u201cWow, what a waste of a fine pair tits-and-ass.\u201d I mean, I really can\u2019t think of a bigger turn-off than some chick who acts like she deserves respect for pretending to be a serious professional. There is nothing more useless to society than a \u201ccareer woman.\u201d Her time would be better spent on my dick or in the kitchen \u2013 for the sake of efficiency, let men do men\u2019s jobs so they don\u2019t have to waste their time cleaning up the mess some chick made, and regretting that they hired her in the first place.<\/em><\/p>\n
The idea that a woman deserves the same respect as a man is absurd. She is half as capable as men are if she is lucky. If a girl expects to be regarded as a man, she has to play by our rules, and I haven\u2019t met one woman who wouldn\u2019t crumble if she were held to the same standards as men are held to.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Well, there you have it. \u00a0Can you tell which one is real? Click here<\/a> to find out (but not if you want to be in a good mood afterwards).<\/p>\n
The point is that us feminists need to be cognizant of the fact that people like this do, indeed, still exist. Hopefully, you will only have to come into contact with them rarely. When you do, proceed with caution, as it may be difficult for you to resist body-slamming them off of Planet Earth for the good of humanity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Every once in a while, someone decides that it is advisable to spew their ignorant, asinine nonsense all over the internet in a perfect representation of the hideous, nauseated cave-dweller which they prove themselves to be. This is exactly what the hobgoblin who goes by the name of Matt Forney has accomplished. See if you … Continue reading \u201cBut Empowered Women Deflate My Dick!\u201d<\/span>